Over-excited in the park

Went running in the morning today, and as I've said before, there's a park near the path where I run.

Right, so I went on the swings and got a bit higher;) And just as I left, I felt the sudden urge to go on the horse thing near the gate.. No idea what they're called so here's a photo:

I'm guessing they're called playground horses..or something?

Well, I used to love going on it. And I wanted to relive those happy times so I went on it.

I don't think it occurred to me that I am now a lot heavier than when I was 7 or 8 years old.

So I lean back and forth as you do, and when I leave back, I seriously thought the whole thing would overturn because I went so far back my hair probably touched the floor..

Thank goodness no one saw me. But that's my childhood dream over..

The Word Association Game

I'm sure we've all played it before.

Zebra. Stripes. Black. White. Tone. Art. And etc..

 Here's a little piece of advice for you: Don't get into the dirty side of it.

Because trice. Three times that has happened to me. In my science class. With the same guy.

In the lesson after each exam, the teacher just has a relaxing lessons of games etc. One of the games was the Word Association game.

Today, everyone said I should get back up there with a guy named Reuben, because the last time we did, it went all..erm..dirty:L Child. Toddlers. Sex. C__.. Oh dear..

It started off pretty well actually..then it got the toddlers bit again.. :|
Yes, you don't need to be Einstein to guess what happened next:L
It was so embarrassing..

I will not be playing that game for a long time.

I need to look more.

Today, I went to St Ives with the school. I did a lot of stupid things there e.g lying on the streets with Chasing Cars playing on my phone. Screaming like a freak on the beach. Getting lost in a room covered in balloons. You know, the usual;)

It was at the end of the day, where I did the worst. The one, where I think, blows these out of the water. I walked into the side of a car.

I was walking home, my friend said goodbye, I turned around to wave, turned back and BAM. I hit something.

It hit the side of a black car. I, er, resumed my swag after thinking : wtf. Then carried on walking, so glad no one saw. I turn back a few seconds later, there was an old woman sitting in the passenger seat. She did not look amused.

I am still cringing.

The pretty teacher

Again, 1500m, I needa train! So I stayed after school to do fitness suite with my 'plastic' friend. Yes, Alice, that's you ;D Unfortunately, after 10 minutes, no-one turns up, so we go to the P.e Office to ask, and they refer us to the office to where a p.e teacher is ( he's also our head of year ). So it turns out there's not fitness suite today. *No cheering at the back now;)* Wait.. that doesn't work, because I actually wanted to go:L Just so I don't fail on sports day. Oh by the way, look forward to an amusing post on the 8th of June. Sports day.

Anyway. On our way back to the sports hall for our bags, we see the science teacher. In case you hadn't noticed, I said 'the' science teacher? Why, I hear you cry? HE FRICKING GORGEOUS! That's why!

... I drop my bottle. And deliberately shout : whoops.
... I drop my bottle. And deliberately shout : whoops.
... I drop my bottle. And deliberately shout : whoops.
... I drop my bottle. And deliberately shout : whoops.

No, I didn't accidentally type that four times.
Did you cringe?
I sure did.

I didn't even get to see him turn round and see his lovely face. I bet he thinks I'm a freak xD

I LIKE SWINGS.

Ok, so I went running this morning, and near the path where I run, there is park. In that park, there are swings. You know where this is going, right?;)

I haven't been on those swings in ages. I remember when I was young, my dad would take me and my sisters there.. and I'd be so happy..

So I'm running, and I'm tempted to go on them. Looked around, there's no-one. In that case, THE SWINGS ARE MINE!

Then I'm on the swings. One hand is holding onto my phone, and the other is holding onto the handle things. I'm not very good on swings:L Unless someone pushes me, I don't get very high but because I'm only holding using one hand, I keep wobbling, but it's alright because no-one's watching me, right? Right? Wrong.

Because just at that moment of wobbliness..I see someone walk past. And they're clearly embarrassed because they're avoiding eye contact with me... So I get off the swings, and casually resume running. However, they're walking the same way as me running, but I don't want to overtake them, so I'm just casually standing there. I must've looked like a right freak to anyone who walked past. Luckily, there wasn't, so I was ok. And finally, she left the path I needed to run to get home..

Moral of the story? SWINGS FTW!

..Then the cute guy thinks I'm weird.

As you know,  I'm doing the 1500m for sports day, so I've gotta train whenever, and wherever, right? Even in school.

So it was after lunch, and me and my friends are walking to our next lessons. Again, the urge to run hits me, and I challenge my friends to a race, about 10 meters?:L So zoooooom, I'm off:L I am actually pretty fast if it's short distance. Now my friends didn't run, but they don't normally. Then I came across these steps.. If you think I look weird when I run, it's worse when I'm running up steps. Seriously.

So there I am, a freak. I don't really care:L And then I realize that just opposite the astro-turf gates, are a bunch of post-16 boys. Not just any boys. No. Fit boys.. :| Cute boys. Gorgeous boys. Basically, these things that makes you go 'phwoaaar'. Literally.

That's not the worst part. Because they're playing football, someone kicks the ball too hard, and it flies off somewhere. So a reaaallly cute guy has to run, and get it. And I must say,  he ran so fricking fast! Being the idiot I am.. I shouted after him : YEAH! I can beat you!

 Wtf? What is this.. I don't even.... I'm just gonna leave it there.

Me. Running. In heels.

Today wasn't too stupid, well not for me anyway.

For Sports day, I stupidly put myself up for the 1500m.. If you know me, you would know how unfit I am! Seriously. I may not look fat, but inside, my body is like 99% fat, so I will probably die on the racetrack. But no, that's not the stupid thing I'm writing about today. It was during lunch, and all of a sudden I had an urge to run around a bit of green area to 'train' myself for the big day. So I ran a circle in school. In my boots. That have heels. Heels = clip cloppity sound. Can you hear it? I sure can.

Now when I run, I don't run like normal people. No way, I'm far too weird for that. Do you watch Friends? Have you seen the episode in which Phoebe runs? Yes, I run like that. YouTube it if you haven't. Then cringe at how bad it is.

I wouldn't be surprised if the people around that area gave me weird looks after..